AFTER A BATH…

I TRY, TRY, TRY,
TO WIPE MYSELF,
TILL I’M DRY, DRY, DRY.
HANDS TO WIPE,
AND FINGERS AND TOES,
AND TWO WET LEGS,
AND A SHINY NOSE.
JUST THINK HOW MUCH,
LESS TIME I’D TAKE,
IF I WERE A DOG,
AND COULD SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE.
JUST YOUR SPACE
AFTER A BATH…