Besides chocolate, you’re my bestie… Got my coffee and donut?? Your diet is a bank account. A good option is a good investment. I walked in dripping chocolate… Birthdays are the natural way of telling us to eat cake. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Birthdays are good for you. Studies have shown that the people who have the most live the longest. If we SHOULD NOT have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? Food is our common ground, a universal experience. Birthday: A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year. The secret ingredient is always THE MAGGI MASALA!!! My short comings have always been food and fun — in that order. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. There’s no better feeling in the world than a BUCKET FULL OF POPCORNS on your lap. You do not need silver forks to eat good food. A balanced diet is a muffin in each hand. THE WAY TO THE HEART IS THROUGH THE STOMACH…POWERED BY TASTIE FOODS Good food makes a good mood. I’m eating and eating and going on eating … I think food is very good. I’m just a GAL, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be an apple-pie. My head says gym but my heart says tacos. If you’re afraid of butter use cream. I like rice, rice is great if you’re hungry and want THOUSANDS of something. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. Did you say exercise? Or extra fries? I like hashtags because they look like waffles. Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt. Do you get that Friday feeling? Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles. Always classy, never crazy, and a little bit daisy.
